JFK's got the single constipated look he was known for, hence earning the nickname "The Barbituate President" to precede Reagan's Teflon President. Connally, and JFK's two invisible Secret Service bodyguards in the front seat (affectionately known as The Twins) are all there, in the flesh. The President, First Lady, Governor Connally, Ms. As the lone vehicle in the motorcade makes its fatal turn from Houston onto Elm, here's where things get genuinely chilling. The smog naturally being lingering aftereffects of the Bulgarian Laughing Gas attack at the annual rodeo the previous week. Downtown Dallas, or at least a handful of buildings and a Grassy Knoll, are rendered here with almost photo-realistic detail, down to the jagged horizon and surrounding smog layer making the cityscape one massive gaudy blur. Realism is what a simulation is all about. Recent re-analysis of the Zapruder film - the only recorded document of the JFK assassination - shows that there were no crowds at all during the parade, and there was in fact no Presidential motorcade whatsoever! JFK Reloaded reflects these new findings in the interest of realism. Oswald cannot move from his roost, but that's okay because his ancient bolt-action rifle has a bottomless clip, as is also supported by forensic evidence. Strange wood splinters recovered from the floorboards in the Book Depository confirm this. It is also a well-known fact that Oswald was a parapalegic who fashioned wooden legs for himself during his tenure in the Russian Navy. It'll be a day to remember.įrom your window, you are surrounded by boxes which have "BOOKS" written all over them, because, you know, developer Traffic Management strove for historical accuracy. The song in particular is a joyous, lilting sugary-sweet funeral dirge played over the menu. The crowd's abuzz, the birds are singing, your rifle gleams in the sunlight, a song is in your heart. You're Lee Harvey Oswald, sitting in a lonely room in the sixth story of the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas on the afternoon of November 22, 1963.
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This is the only genuine honest-to-God Murder Simulator I know of. True, the object of the game is to kill Senator Kennedy's brother, preferably with a nice juicy headshot. All the gushing praise from game rags can't come close to a real-life quote from Senator Ted Kennedy concerning JFK Reloaded: This sad little game, which I had the misfortune of acquiring long ago, is another textbook example of "no such thing as bad publicity". I will now facetiously dub this phenomenon "The Postal Effect". All one must do to ensure a hit is to release a barebones demo of a game with touchy subject matter, and the self-appointed moral watchdogs will do the rest. The tragedy here is that it works, wholesomeness be damned.
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